What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 08:40

Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Are Indian youths conservative or liberal?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
Dr No
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What is the dirtiest city in India?
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Who is Meghan Markle and why is she so controversial on the Internet?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why do humans sweat while stressed?
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker